What I learned at Disney
1. My standards of cleanliness are completely subjective and easily altered. “Sweetie, you just touched a public door-handle. Please wash your hands” becomes “Yes, you may sit on the floor, but try not to touch anything” and then becomes “Hmmm? You found it where? Does it look chewed? Sure. Eat it.”
2. When you have a beast of a dog and leave him at home, you’ll return to massive amounts of dog hair on the floor. Just because you’re not at home, don’t assume your house isn’t getting dirty.
3. I’ll go to great lengths to avoid the dreaded pat-down at the airport. (Goodbye, underwire! Catch ya on the flip-side!) In fact, I may have greatly resembled someone going through the line at the Soup Nazi’s shop.
4. After a week of Disney food prices, spending $17 at Subway for lunch for the family will seem like a STEAL!
Ha! Ha!
As a side note, I like the outfit of the lady to the right.
Renee said this on December 14, 2010 at 10:13 pm |