Shhh…

Has this ever happened to you?

You see an old acquaintance at the store and ask how they’re doing.

Within 30 seconds they’ve stumbled on an embarrassing and slightly inappropriate topic.

You can tell they’re embarrassed, but now that they’ve started,

they don’t know how to stop.

So they just keep talking.

You picture them later banging their head on their desk, saying

“Stupid!”

*bang*

“Stupid!”

*bang*

“Stupid!”

You stand with your head cocked to the side,

listening,

and the whole time you’re imagining putting your hand over their mouth,

smiling,

and gently saying,

“It’s okay if you want to stop talking now.”

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~ by NinjaPrincess on January 6, 2012.